Hurtin' For A Squirtin' Beanie
Hurtin' For A Squirtin' Beanie
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When subtlety isn’t your style, this beanie is here to say what’s on your mind—loud, proud, and just the right amount of inappropriate. Cozy, edgy, and guaranteed to turn heads (or make people do double-takes), it’s the perfect Valentine’s Day accessory for metalheads who love a little shock value.
100% Turbo Acrylic for ultimate warmth and durability
Hypoallergenic, because your humor isn’t irritating—just your style is
Unisex fit to spread the questionable vibes equally
Hand washable, for all your adventurous escapades
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.
EU Safety & Compliance Info
EU Safety & Compliance Info
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Devilry Clothing and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 294, Kurri Kurri NSW AUSTRALIA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
