Hurtin' For A Squirtin' Distressed Dad Hat
Hurtin' For A Squirtin' Distressed Dad Hat
Ready to take your love for chaos to the next level? This distressed dad hat pairs perfectly with your DGAF attitude and wildly inappropriate sense of humor. With its rugged brim and rebellious vibe, it’s the hat Cupid really wants you to wear this Valentine's Day.
100% pre-shrunk cotton twill for that comfy, broken-in feel
Soft crown and distressed details for the perfect edge
Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for your ever-changing moods
6-panel unstructured design—because structure is overrated
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.