Throat Goat Distressed Dad Hat
Throat Goat Distressed Dad Hat
Who’s the real MVP? This hat says it all—loud, proud, and with just the right amount of edge. Perfect for metalheads, goths, or anyone ready to wear their legendary status on their sleeve (or head). The slightly frayed brim adds a rugged touch to your unstoppable confidence.
100% pre-shrunk cotton twill for ultimate comfort
Soft crown and distressed details for that worn-in vibe
Adjustable fit, because greatness comes in all sizes
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.