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Funny Woman's Ugly Christmas Sweater
Funny Woman's Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Behold, the 'Tinsel Terror' Ugly Christmas Sweater, a fashion statement that's about as subtle as a drum solo in a library. For the female fans of death metal, deathcore, and metalcore who want to scream 'Happy Holidays' while defying the conventional jolliness, this sweater is a festive rebellion against the sea of ugly knits. It's the perfect garment for those who prefer their sleigh bells accompanied by roaring breakdowns and blast beats. Make a statement this holiday season!
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
PLEASE NOTE
IF YOU ARE IN AUSTRALIA AND WANT THESE IN TIME FOR XMAS PLEASE ORDER BY NOV 19TH.
FOR UNITED STATES & CANADA PLEASE ORDER BY DEC 9TH
IF YOU ARE IN AUSTRALIA AND WANT THESE IN TIME FOR XMAS PLEASE ORDER BY NOV 19TH.
FOR UNITED STATES & CANADA PLEASE ORDER BY DEC 9TH
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
SIZE GUIDES
| SWEATSHIRT SIZES | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
| T-SHIRT SIZES | WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 71 |
| M | 51 | 74 |
| L | 56 | 77 |
| XL | 61 | 79 |
| 2XL | 66 | 83 |
| 3XL | 71 | 85 |
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.
