I GOT 99 PROBLEMS Sweatshirt
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS Sweatshirt
Size Chart
FIND YOUR FIT.
Measure a sweatshirt that fits well, laid flat without stretching. Measure the sleeve from the top of the set-in sleeve to the cuff, not from the collar.
Compare garment measurements, not body measurements. The closest chart match is a reference, not a fit guarantee. Fabric, cut and manufacturing variation can change the fit.
Choose your preferred size on the product page.
Sweatshirt
Use the matching size guide in the product details below for this garment.
The supplier notes this garment runs small. Compare the chart with a similar garment you own.
This sweatshirt chart covers sizes S–3XL only.
Not sure how to measure?
Lay a sweatshirt that fits well flat, without stretching it. Compare garment measurements, not body measurements.
A — Length
Start beside the collar at the highest shoulder point and measure straight down to the bottom hem.
B — Chest width
Measure straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the opposite sleeve. Do not double this measurement.
C — Sleeve length
Measure the sleeve from the top of the set-in sleeve at the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.
The supplier notes this garment runs small. Compare the chart with a similar garment you own.
This sweatshirt chart covers sizes S–3XL only.
Lay a sweatshirt that fits well flat, without stretching it. Compare garment measurements, not body measurements.
A — Length
Start beside the collar at the highest shoulder point and measure straight down to the bottom hem.
B — Chest width
Measure straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the opposite sleeve. Do not double this measurement.
C — Sleeve length
Measure the sleeve from the top of the set-in sleeve at the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.
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Description
Description
Premium cotton blend
Soft warmth without the bulk
Durable stitching for repeat wear
Classic unisex fit for daily chaos
Size Guide
Size Guide
Sweatshirt
Use the matching size guide in the product details below for this garment.
The supplier notes this garment runs small. Compare the chart with a similar garment you own.
This sweatshirt chart covers sizes S–3XL only.
Not sure how to measure?
Lay a sweatshirt that fits well flat, without stretching it. Compare garment measurements, not body measurements.
A — Length
Start beside the collar at the highest shoulder point and measure straight down to the bottom hem.
B — Chest width
Measure straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the opposite sleeve. Do not double this measurement.
C — Sleeve length
Measure the sleeve from the top of the set-in sleeve at the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.
The supplier notes this garment runs small. Compare the chart with a similar garment you own.
This sweatshirt chart covers sizes S–3XL only.
Lay a sweatshirt that fits well flat, without stretching it. Compare garment measurements, not body measurements.
A — Length
Start beside the collar at the highest shoulder point and measure straight down to the bottom hem.
B — Chest width
Measure straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the opposite sleeve. Do not double this measurement.
C — Sleeve length
Measure the sleeve from the top of the set-in sleeve at the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Flat rate $9.95 AUD. FREE shipping on orders of $100 AUD or more.
Fulfilment: Made to order by our fulfilment partners. Delivery times vary by location.
30-Day Guarantee: Damaged, misprinted or confirmed lost order? We've got you covered. See full terms. No change-of-mind or incorrect-size returns, except where required by law.
What you’re actually summoning
Premium gear that lasts
Soft tees, warm hoodies, embroidered hats, mugs, patches and other cursed essentials made to be worn, used, abused, and dragged through daily chaos.
Made fresh, not forgotten on a shelf
Every piece is made after you order it. No dusty warehouse stock, no mass produced landfill pile. Just fresh forged gear with your name on the summon.
Customer service that isn’t dead inside
If something arrives damaged, lost, wrong, or cursed in the bad way, we’ll help sort it. No corporate goblin maze, just real support from a small family run brand.
Questions about Devilry?
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We’re a small family run brand, with products made and shipped through trusted fulfilment partners in the US & Australia.
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Yep. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking link by email so you can stalk your summon like a responsible goblin.
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Most orders are made within 2–5 business days. Delivery time depends on your location after dispatch.
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Most apparel is a classic unisex fit. Check the size guide on the product page, and size up if you want a looser fit.
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If your order arrives damaged, wrong, lost, or cursed in the bad way, email support@devilryclothing.com within 30 days and we’ll help sort it.