Merry BLEGHmas 2024 Hat Collection

Forget the cozy Christmas vibes—this holiday season, it’s all about BLEGHmas! Whether you’re moshing under the mistletoe or scaring the neighbors with deathcore covers, our Merry BLEGHmas Hat Collection has got you covered. With four epic styles, each embroidered with “MERRY BLEGHMAS” on the front, you’ll be rocking the most brutal Christmas look ever. Because nothing says holiday spirit like a BLEGH to the face.

Pick your poison:

Distressed Cap
For the rebel who thinks holiday cheer needs a little distress. This cap is as tough as the riffs in your favorite breakdowns, with a pre-distressed look to show you’ve already fought through the chaos.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Low-profile, unstructured 6-panel design
• Soft crown and distressed brim for that worn-in, hardcore vibe
• Adjustable hook-and-loop closure (fits even the largest metal heads).

Cuffed Beanie
Stay cozy while you raise hell. This snug, form-fitting beanie will keep your head warm when you’re outside causing mischief, whether you’re pelting snowballs or screaming carols.

• 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
• Unisex style that suits any brutal wardrobe
• Hypoallergenic and hand washable (just in case you spill that eggnog).
• 12″ (30 cm) in length to fully cover your BLEGH-fueled brain.

Trucker Hat
For the road warrior metalhead who likes to keep it cool, this trucker hat will have you spreading BLEGHmas cheer from behind the wheel. Mesh back for breathability while you scream your favorite metalcore anthems.

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel design with a 3.5” crown (8.9 cm)
• Mesh back for when things heat up during the holiday chaos
• Adjustable plastic closure (one size fits most metalheads).

Snapback
Classic snapback, but with a BLEGH twist. The flat visor and structured fit will have you looking sharp while the green undervisor adds a festive pop—perfect for a brutal holiday look.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool (for that extra comfort during mosh pits)
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile design
• 6 embroidered eyelets to keep your head cool when the breakdowns hit
• Plastic snap closure (because your head deserves a perfect fit).

Whether you’re decking the halls or smashing them down, grab your Merry BLEGHmas Hat and show the world what the holidays are really about—heavy riffs and heavy spirit!