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Funny Metalhead Definition T-Shirt

Funny Metalhead Definition T-Shirt

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🤘 Over 1500 sold to the loud, the proud, and the delightfully unwell.

🤘 Definition of a Metalhead: Unleash the Laughter with Our Hilarious Tee! 🤘

🔥 Metalhead (noun): A person with great music taste, often with great personality, good looks and exceptional knowledge about music. Known for a wardrobe exclusively consisting of black band tees and a collection of battle scars from epic mosh pits.

🤘 Gift this tee to your favorite headbanger and watch their face light up brighter than a guitar solo. It's the kind of shirt that says, "I may listen to death metal, but I'm not dead inside – I also appreciate a good laugh."

🚀 Caution: Wearing this tee may result in spontaneous air guitar performances, impromptu drum solos on any available surface, and an increased likelihood of being invited to join a metal band.

So, why be a regular human when you can be a certified metalhead? Grab this tee, embrace the definition, and let the world know that you're not just a fan of metal – you ARE metal! 🤘🤣

 

T-SHIRT SIZES WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 77
XL 61 79
2XL 66 83
3XL 71 85

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

We don’t sling cheap junk. Every piece is forged to order, no overstock, no wasted fabric, no fast-fashion filler.

This gear is tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

EU Safety & Compliance Info

EU Warranty: 2 years (because even chaos comes with guarantees).
Compliance: All gear meets EU safety standards for lead & phthalates — safe for mortals of all sizes.
For EU customers: need product safety info? Summon our rep at gpsr@sindenventures.com or send a scroll to our EU dungeon: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Legal box: ticked. Chaos box: always ticked.
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