Funny Metalhead Definition T-Shirt
Funny Metalhead Definition T-Shirt
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🤘 Over 1500 sold to the loud, the proud, and the delightfully unwell.
🔥 Metalhead (noun): A person with great music taste, often with great personality, good looks and exceptional knowledge about music. Known for a wardrobe exclusively consisting of black band tees and a collection of battle scars from epic mosh pits.
🤘 Gift this tee to your favorite headbanger and watch their face light up brighter than a guitar solo. It's the kind of shirt that says, "I may listen to death metal, but I'm not dead inside – I also appreciate a good laugh."
🚀 Caution: Wearing this tee may result in spontaneous air guitar performances, impromptu drum solos on any available surface, and an increased likelihood of being invited to join a metal band.
So, why be a regular human when you can be a certified metalhead? Grab this tee, embrace the definition, and let the world know that you're not just a fan of metal – you ARE metal! 🤘🤣
T-SHIRT SIZES | WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
---|---|---|
S | 46 | 71 |
M | 51 | 74 |
L | 56 | 77 |
XL | 61 | 79 |
2XL | 66 | 83 |
3XL | 71 | 85 |
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
We don’t sling cheap junk. Every piece is forged to order, no overstock, no wasted fabric, no fast-fashion filler.
This gear is tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥
Because chaos deserves quality.
⚡ Summoned to Order
⚡ Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
EU Safety & Compliance Info
EU Safety & Compliance Info
EU Warranty: 2 years (because even chaos comes with guarantees).
Compliance: All gear meets EU safety standards for lead & phthalates — safe for mortals of all sizes.
For EU customers: need product safety info? Summon our rep at gpsr@sindenventures.com or send a scroll to our EU dungeon: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Legal box: ticked. Chaos box: always ticked.





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My new hat is really well made, looks great, was a good price and was delivered with speedy efficiency. Top work

Over the moon with this tshirt, the quality is great and washes well and now everyone knows that im a delight. Will definitely be returning for more stuff

Best thing ever, used it plenty of times and perfect now for festival season 🤘🏻

Very happy with this fine piece of headwear.
Looks sick in the standard forward position but equally looks just as sick in the reverse position.
🤘🏼

Great service as always ... I've now got 1 hoodie & 2 t-shirts and will be purchasing more items.
Great quality and nice fitting clothes.
Well worth the money

I love it!! Great quality
And its a paint print so it will last very very long!!😍
I highly recomment!!

I love him and strong material and thick

Love the hate I got good Quality worth the price and was worried it would be squished in the shipping but it was in a box to protect it so happy

Love the Zodiac sign shirts!!
Its litterly for everyone!!!
Im a Libra and I love it😍😍

Love love the top!!
If you are in between 2 sizes, pick the biggest one!!
Im between an S and M and I took M!!
I also have the hoodie and I love it!
Great quality because its a paint print!!

Grabbed some merch for me and the wife now were the baddest mofos in town... Amazing quality and amazing price.. You can't beat the material of all this stuff best clothes iv ever bought

This popped up on my FB newsfeed and I had to have it and I love it. The material is so soft and lightweight (great if you only wear black in the summer), there's no irritating abel in the neck and the neckline isn't too high or tight (I normally cut the necks out of t-shirts). It's washed really nicely too, no peeling of the design, no shrinkage and still looks brand new after being hung up to dry. I'll definitely be buying more designs when I can.

This hat is fucking awesome and fits great and isn't all big and bulky and shit

This hoodie is amazing quality! Very soft but thick material! Front blegh logo is stitched and not just a sticker or vinyl. I get compliments all the time for the Straight outta the PIT on the back! Best hoodie I've ever purchased!

Shirts are comfortable and fit well.