Someday We'll All Be Dead Hoodie/T-Shirt
Someday We'll All Be Dead Hoodie/T-Shirt
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Tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable
Hoodie: Soft AF cotton/poly blend with a warm fleece interior
Size guideĀ HOODIE
| Ā | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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Size guideĀ T-SHIRT
| Ā | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
š„ Forged in Hellfire Quality
š„ Forged in Hellfire Quality
Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ā
Stitches that outlast trends? ā
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!š„
Because chaos deserves quality.
ā” Summoned to Order
ā” Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2ā6 business days (MondayāFriday). After that, itās up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we donāt waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hellās closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear wonāt take forever, but itāll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
