Someday We'll All Be Dead Hoodie/T-Shirt
Someday We'll All Be Dead Hoodie/T-Shirt
Size Chart
Size Chart
Use the matching size guide in the product details below for this garment.
Not sure how to measure?
Lay your T-shirt flat without stretching it.
A โ Body length
Start beside the collar at the highest shoulder point and measure straight down to the bottom hem.
B โ Chest width
Measure across the shirt from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the opposite sleeve. Do not double this measurement.
C โ Sleeve length
Start at the centre back collar, follow the top seam to the shoulder, then continue down the sleeve to its hem.
Lay a toddler's T-shirt that fits well flat, without stretching it. Compare garment measurements, not body measurements.
A โ Length
Start beside the collar at the highest shoulder point and measure straight down to the bottom hem.
B โ Chest width
Measure straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the opposite sleeve. Do not double this measurement.
C โ Sleeve length
Measure the sleeve from the top of the set-in sleeve at the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.
Unfasten the snaps and lay the front of the bodysuit flat without stretching it.
A โ Front length (unsnapped)
Proposed method: measure straight down the centre front, from the middle of the front neckline edge to the bottom edge of the unsnapped front panel. Use the shorter front panel, not the longer back panel.
B โ Chest width
Measure straight across from the seam under one sleeve to the seam under the opposite sleeve. Do not double this measurement.
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Tee: 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable
Hoodie: Soft AF cotton/poly blend with a warm fleece interior
Size guideย HOODIE
| ย | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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Size guideย T-SHIRT
| ย | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Fulfilment: Made to order by our fulfilment partners. Delivery times vary by location.
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Questions about Devilry?
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Weโre a small family run brand, with products made and shipped through trusted fulfilment partners in the US & Australia.
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Yep. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking link by email so you can stalk your summon like a responsible goblin.
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Most orders are made within 2โ5 business days. Delivery time depends on your location after dispatch.
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Most apparel is a classic unisex fit. Check the size guide on the product page, and size up if you want a looser fit.
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If your order arrives damaged, wrong, lost, or cursed in the bad way, email support@devilryclothing.com within 30 days and weโll help sort it.