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SATAN LOVES YOU Dad Hat

SATAN LOVES YOU Dad Hat

Regular price $41.95 AUD
Regular price Sale price $41.95 AUD
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🧢 Worn by over 1000+ legends who know headwear is a personality trait.

Low profile, curved visor, ultimate casual dark flex. Satan loves you, and so does this comfy hat.

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Low profile, unstructured, 6-panel
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
  • 3 ⅛” crown

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

We don’t sling cheap junk. Every piece is forged to order, no overstock, no wasted fabric, no fast-fashion filler.

This gear is tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

EU Safety & Compliance Info

EU Warranty: 2 years (because even chaos comes with guarantees).
Compliance: All gear meets EU safety standards for lead & phthalates — safe for mortals of all sizes.
For EU customers: need product safety info? Summon our rep at gpsr@sindenventures.com or send a scroll to our EU dungeon: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Legal box: ticked. Chaos box: always ticked.
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