Throat Goat Beanie
Throat Goat Beanie
Let the world know you’re the MVP (Most Vocal Player) with this unapologetically bold beanie. Whether it’s your humor, your singing skills, or your… ahem… other talents that earn you the title, this beanie’s got you covered—literally. Perfect for staying warm and stirring up conversations.
100% Turbo Acrylic for maximum comfort and warmth
Hypoallergenic for metalheads with sensitive skin (but not sensitive egos)
Unisex fit to crown all throat legends equally
Hand washable, because greatness can get messy
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.