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Undiagnosed (But I’m Pretty Sure) – Embroidered T-Shirt

Undiagnosed (But I’m Pretty Sure) – Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $41.95 AUD
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🤘 Over 1500 sold to the loud, the proud, and the delightfully unwell.

For when you’ve never been officially diagnosed, but you’ve done enough late-night Googling to be pretty damn sure. This embroidered tee says what your inner monologue’s been screaming—quietly, stylishly, and with just the right amount of existential humour.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with reinforced seams, it’s soft, sturdy, and perfect for oversharing with strangers who read your shirt a little too closely.

Not a medical professional. Just vibes and trauma.

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

We don’t sling cheap junk. Every piece is forged to order, no overstock, no wasted fabric, no fast-fashion filler.

This gear is tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

EU Safety & Compliance Info

EU Warranty: 2 years (because even chaos comes with guarantees).
Compliance: All gear meets EU safety standards for lead & phthalates — safe for mortals of all sizes.
For EU customers: need product safety info? Summon our rep at gpsr@sindenventures.com or send a scroll to our EU dungeon: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Legal box: ticked. Chaos box: always ticked.
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