Autism Patch
Autism Patch
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One word. Zero apologies. The AUTISM patch is blunt, bold, and built for the neurospicy legends who are tired of soft labels and subtle hints. This beauty says it how it is. Embroidered, heat-resistant, and ready to ride shotgun on your jacket, backpack, or wherever you express your weird little brain.
📌 Patch Specs:
- Size: 3" × 3" of pure, stitched truth
- Material: 26% cotton, 74% polyester twill
- Backing options: Iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
- Heat-resistant & made to order – like your diagnosis
Normalize directness. Embrace the spectrum. Patch it up.
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥
Because chaos deserves quality.
⚡ Summoned to Order
⚡ Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
