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BLEGH Distressed Dad Hat

BLEGH Distressed Dad Hat

Headwear of choice for 2,000+ rebels Devilry icon

Regular price $41.95 AUD
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Dead inside but still screaming? It's your favourite breakdown battle cry to life, embroidered front and center in brutal, unreadable glory. The frayed brim and crown give it that perfect “I’ve been in the pit” vibe straight out of the gate.

Made for metalheads, scene veterans, and anyone who lives for that one guttural moment in a song.

  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
  • Unstructured 6-panel cap with low profile
  • Soft crown
  • 6 sewn eyelets
  • 4 stitched rows on the brim
  • Adjustable hook-and-loop closure
  • Seamed front panel without buckram

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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