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BLEGH Unicorn Vomit Toddler T-Shirt

BLEGH Unicorn Vomit Toddler T-Shirt

Regular price $38.95 AUD
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Unicorns aren’t always rainbows sometimes they BLEGH rainbows all over your shirt. Perfect for the pint-sized chaos gremlin in your life.

  • Soft cotton comfort
  • Built for play and durability
  • Easy fit for daily adventures
  • Made tough for tiny chaos

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
2 15 ½ 13 4 ¾
3 16 ½ 14 5
4 17 ½ 15 5 ¼
5/6 18 ½ 16 5 ½

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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