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BORN TO BLEGH Patch

BORN TO BLEGH Patch

Regular price $24.95 AUD
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Tattoo it on your soul or just slap this patch on your vest — either way, you're BORN TO BLEGH.

Whether you're windmilling in the kitchen or snarling at strangers in traffic, this patch screams “I was summoned here to breakdown and destroy.” Stick it on your jacket, bag, or forehead (not recommended, but not illegal).

  • 3″ × 3″ (7.6 × 7.6 cm)
  • 26% cotton, 74% polyester
  • Iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin attachment
  • Built to endure pits, sweat, and laundry
  • Made to order with premium stitching
  • Ships from the US or Europe — Aussies, allow extra time 🇦🇺

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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