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CANCER Embroidered T-Shirt

CANCER Embroidered T-Shirt

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🌊 Calm Waters. Deadly Depths. 🌊

Cancers don’t need to announce their power—they let their actions do the talking. This embroidered edition keeps things understated in the front with the Cancer text stitched on the left chest, while the terrifying crab design lurks on the back. It’s smooth on the surface, but beneath? Pure nightmare fuel.

For the ones who love fiercely and fight even harder, this is your battle armor.

🦀 Cancer text embroidered on the front
🦴 Full horror artwork printed on the back
🔮 Soft, high-quality black tee
⚰️ Unisex fit – true to size

💀 Defend what’s yours. Destroy what’s not. Get yours now!

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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