Dead Inside But It’s Valentine’s T-Shirt
Dead Inside But It’s Valentine’s T-Shirt
This Valentine’s Day, keep it real with a little less love and a lot more sarcasm. The "Dead Inside But It’s Valentine’s" t-shirt features a bold front design—because why bother with feelings when you can embrace your dark side? Soft, comfy, and perfect for those who are emotionally unavailable, this shirt says it all without saying too much.
• Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² fabric weight—light yet durable
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added strength
• Quarter-turned to avoid that annoying center crease
Perfect for anyone who’s still a little dead inside but wants to rock Valentine’s Day with style.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.