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Dead Inside But It's Valentine's Hoodie

Dead Inside But It's Valentine's Hoodie

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Regular price $84.95 AUD
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Celebrate Valentine’s Day with a little less love and a lot more dark humor. The "Dead Inside But It’s Valentine’s" hoodie features a bold design on the back and an embroidered skeleton hand holding a heart on the front—because who needs feelings when you have sarcasm? Made for those who are technically celebrating, but still dead inside.

• Soft cotton face with a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend
• Front pouch pocket—perfect for your cold hands or cold heart
• Embroidered skeleton hand holding a heart, because why not?
• Matching flat drawstrings for added style
• 3-panel hood for warmth and edge

This hoodie is perfect for the metalhead, goth, or anyone who wants to make a statement without the sappy feelings.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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