Dead Inside But It's Valentine's Hoodie
Dead Inside But It's Valentine's Hoodie
Celebrate Valentine’s Day with a little less love and a lot more dark humor. The "Dead Inside But It’s Valentine’s" hoodie features a bold design on the back and an embroidered skeleton hand holding a heart on the front—because who needs feelings when you have sarcasm? Made for those who are technically celebrating, but still dead inside.
• Soft cotton face with a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend
• Front pouch pocket—perfect for your cold hands or cold heart
• Embroidered skeleton hand holding a heart, because why not?
• Matching flat drawstrings for added style
• 3-panel hood for warmth and edge
This hoodie is perfect for the metalhead, goth, or anyone who wants to make a statement without the sappy feelings.
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.