Funny Death Metal T-Shirt
Funny Death Metal T-Shirt
🤘 Unleash the Brutal Elegance! 🦄💀
Introducing our funny death metal unicorn t-shirt – because nothing screams "metal" like Nathan Explosion riding a unicorn into the abyss of awesomeness! 🎸🤘
💀 Rock this shirt to show the world that you're not just a metalhead; you're a mythical creature-riding, headbanging maestro of mayhem! Perfect for concerts, dungeons, or just a casual stroll through the realms of chaos.
⚔️ Features:
- Nathan Explosion riding a unicorn, because why the hell not?
- Made from fabric that's softer than a power ballad and tougher than a mosh pit.
👊 Whether you're conquering the metal scene or just conquering the local karaoke joint, this shirt is your ticket to becoming the mythical legend you were always meant to be. Hurry, before Nathan Explosion decides to ride off into the metal sunset without you! 🌅🤘
T-SHIRT SIZES | WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
---|---|---|
S | 46 | 71 |
M | 51 | 74 |
L | 56 | 77 |
XL | 61 | 79 |
2XL | 66 | 83 |
3XL | 71 | 85 |
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.