DO NOT GIVE ME A CIGARETTE Distressed Dad Hat
DO NOT GIVE ME A CIGARETTE Distressed Dad Hat
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This hat says it all: "No, I don't want a cigarette, but I definitely could use one…" The slightly distressed brim and crown add just the right amount of edge, perfect for the person who’s maybe trying to quit—or just looks like they are. With 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill, this hat is as comfortable as it is sarcastic. Pair it with your favorite jeans and a sports tee for the ultimate "I-quit-smoking" look (even though we all know you didn’t).
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
Perfect for showing off your "I’m trying to quit" vibes, whether you actually are or not. Throw it on and let the sarcasm do the talking.
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.
EU Safety & Compliance Info
EU Safety & Compliance Info
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Devilry Clothing and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 294, Kurri Kurri NSW AUSTRALIA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
