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Don't Bully Me I'll Cum Patch

Don't Bully Me I'll Cum Patch

Regular price $24.95 AUD
Regular price Sale price $24.95 AUD
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Some threats are silent. Others are embroidered.

Add this dangerously unhinged oval patch to your gear and let the world know: you’re not the one to mess with. Whether it’s ironic edge or pure menace, this one brings it loud.

🧵 Product details:

  • Size: Oval (approx. 3.5″ × 2.25″ / 8.9 × 5.7 cm)
  • 26% cotton, 74% polyester
  • Durable twill fabric, built to outlast your enemies
  • Choose your fighter: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin attachment
  • Made to order for maximum quality and emotional instability

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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