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Don't Tell Me To Smile Sweatshirt

Don't Tell Me To Smile Sweatshirt

1,200+ sold to people who crave comfort with edge Devilry icon

Regular price $71.95 AUD
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Rock this classic sweatshirt with attitude! 😈

Featuring our "Don’t Tell Me To Smile" design, it’s perfect for those days when you’re not in the mood to fake it. Whether you layer it up or wear it solo, the soft fleece inside keeps you cozy while you keep it real. 🔥

Made with a comfy cotton-poly blend, this sweatshirt offers a streetwear-ready fit with ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and a flat hem. Ready to become your new favorite everyday sweater? Hell yeah. 👊

Product Details:

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% cotton, 35% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
  • Tightly knit 3-end fleece
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

  A BODY LENGTH (inches) B CHEST WIDTH (inches) C SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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