Don't Touch Me My Girlfriend Bites Beanie
Don't Touch Me My Girlfriend Bites Beanie
Warning: getting too close might result in more than just a little attitude. This beanie is for the metalheads and goths whose girlfriends have a little bite to match their sass. Keep things cozy, yet aggressive—because sometimes love involves a little danger.
100% Turbo Acrylic for warmth and comfort
Hypoallergenic for sensitive souls with an edge
Unisex style to spread the warning far and wide
Hand washable for when the girlfriend’s bite leaves a mark
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.