Don't Touch Me My Girlfriend Bites Distressed Dad Hat
Don't Touch Me My Girlfriend Bites Distressed Dad Hat
For those who’ve got a little bite in their relationships, this hat is your perfect accessory. With its warning message, it’s ideal for those who aren’t afraid to let the world know their love is a bit... dangerous.
100% pre-shrunk cotton twill for comfort and durability
Distressed brim to match your "don’t mess with me" vibe
Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for a perfect fit
6-panel unstructured design for a laid-back, cool look
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.