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Elder Emo Club Windbreaker

Elder Emo Club Windbreaker

Regular price $99.95 AUD
Regular price Sale price $99.95 AUD
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Join the Elder Emo Club with this windbreaker built for rainy gigs and emotional flashbacks. Windproof, rainproof, and judgment-proof.

  • 100% polyester micro poplin
  • Wind + rain resistant
  • Half-zip with hood and drawcords
  • Packs into its own pouch
  • Kangaroo pocket for snacks or regrets
  • Embroidered “C” logo + Elder Emo stitching

Because the only thing aging faster than us is our playlist.

Note for our Aussie emos: Ships from the US/EU. Please allow extra shipping time while you scream into the void.

SIZE GUIDE
in centimetres


Size Label Body Length Body Width Sleeve Length (from center back)
S 69.2 54 87
M 71 57.8 89
L 73 61.6 91.4
XL 75 65.4 93.3
2XL 76.8 69.2 95.3

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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