Goth Mama Heart Patch
Goth Mama Heart Patch
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Introducing our 'Goth Mama' embroidered heart patch – the perfect accessory for all the darkly delightful matriarchs out there. Crafted with 26% cotton and 74% polyester, this 3″ (7.6 cm) diameter patch boasts quality that's as enduring as your eternal love for all things goth.
With attachment options including iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin, it's as versatile as it is stylish.
Iron on instructions, fit for a gothic queen:
But heed this warning: Treat your patch with the reverence it deserves. Overwashing may lead to its untimely departure from your realm. Should cleansing be necessary, immerse it in the cold waters of oblivion and allow it to air dry, preserving its dark allure for eternity.
So go ahead, embrace your inner goth mama and let this patch be your darkly humorous badge of honor.
Get yours now and show the world that even in the depths of darkness, there's room for a little laughter... and maybe a touch of eyeliner.
With attachment options including iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin, it's as versatile as it is stylish.
Iron on instructions, fit for a gothic queen:
- Select your chosen garment – whether it's a battle-worn vest or a cloak fit for a midnight stroll through the cemetery.
- Lay your chosen canvas flat and awaken your iron, setting it to its darkest, most brooding mode (no need for steam here).
- Prepare the patch's destination by ironing the chosen spot with a touch of reverence.
- Envelop the patch in the protective shroud of a sacrificial black tee, shielding its delicate threads from harm.
- Press down with purpose, allowing the iron to infuse the patch with the essence of your dark desires. Hold for 25 seconds on each side.
- As the patch cools, test its grip with a gentle caress. Should it still yearn for greater security, repeat the ritual until its bond is unbreakable.
- For those who seek eternal stability, reinforce the patch's connection with your realm by stitching it with the precision of a sorceress.
- Grant the patch 48 hours to fully assimilate into its new home, weaving its dark magic into the very fabric of your existence.
But heed this warning: Treat your patch with the reverence it deserves. Overwashing may lead to its untimely departure from your realm. Should cleansing be necessary, immerse it in the cold waters of oblivion and allow it to air dry, preserving its dark allure for eternity.
So go ahead, embrace your inner goth mama and let this patch be your darkly humorous badge of honor.
Get yours now and show the world that even in the depths of darkness, there's room for a little laughter... and maybe a touch of eyeliner.
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.