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I Love My Super Hot Goth Girlfriend Distressed Dad Hat

I Love My Super Hot Goth Girlfriend Distressed Dad Hat

Headwear of choice for 2,000+ rebels Devilry icon

Regular price $41.95 AUD
Regular price Sale price $41.95 AUD
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For the goth couple that loves dark humour and laid-back style, this distressed dad hat is a must-have. Made from pre-shrunk cotton twill, it’s soft, comfortable, and perfect for those who like their love as casual as their style. Whether you’re out on a date or just chilling with your goth love, this hat makes a hilarious statement.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill for durability and comfort
• Soft crown and low profile for a relaxed fit
• 6 sewn eyelets for breathability
• 6 stitched rows on the brim for extra detail
• Adjustable hook and loop closure for the perfect fit

Perfect for goth couples!

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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