I'd Pick You Over Trash Beanie
I'd Pick You Over Trash Beanie
Who says you can’t be cute and sarcastic at the same time? This beanie features an adorable raccoon face with love hearts for eyes, sending a clear message: "I’d pick you over trash." Perfect for those who know how to love with a sense of humor, this is one cozy way to show you’ve got standards.
100% Turbo Acrylic for warmth and durability
Hypoallergenic for sensitive souls (but not sensitive humor)
Unisex style—because everyone deserves to be picked over trash
Hand washable for those moments when the raccoon gets a little too close to the mess
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.