I'd Pick You Over Trash Distressed Dad Hat
I'd Pick You Over Trash Distressed Dad Hat
This isn’t just any hat—it’s got an adorable raccoon face with love hearts for eyes to remind you that even in the world of trash, love is still the best option. Perfect for those who appreciate the balance of snark, love, and a little bit of raccoon cuteness.
100% pre-shrunk cotton twill for comfort and durability
Distressed brim for that lived-in look
Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for a perfect fit while you’re picking love over trash
6-panel unstructured design for effortless cool
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.