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In My Elder Emo Era T-Shirt

In My Elder Emo Era T-Shirt

3,000+ tees claimed by chaos-seekers Devilry icon

Regular price $39.95 AUD
Regular price Sale price $39.95 AUD
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Are you an elder emo who never really left the scene? Still feeling the emo vibes but now with a bit more wisdom (and maybe some back pain)? 

Why You'll Love It:

  • Ultimate Comfort: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is as soft as your favorite ballad and as comforting as a nostalgic trip down MySpace lane.
  • Perfect Fit: With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), it's light enough to keep you cool at shows but sturdy enough to survive the mosh pit. Plus, it's pre-shrunk, so no surprises after the first wash!
  • Quality You Can Feel: Made with 30 singles, this shirt has that smooth, premium feel. Side-seamed construction ensures it fits just right, hugging you in all the right places.
  • Built to Last: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds extra durability, ensuring your tee can handle all your air guitar moves.
  • Made Just for You: Each shirt is made to order, so you're not just another face in the crowd. Your tee is as unique as your taste in music!

A Shirt for Every Stage of Life:

Whether you're reliving your emo days or just embracing your elder emo status, this tee is a must-have. It's a perfect conversation starter at reunions, concerts, or just running errands (because yes, elder emos have errands too).

Get Yours Now!

Remember, you might be elder, but your emo phase is forever. Add to cart now and wear your emo heart on your sleeve (well, technically your chest). Stay emo, friends. 🖤


Size guide


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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