In My Elder Emo Era T-Shirt
In My Elder Emo Era T-Shirt
Are you an elder emo who never really left the scene? Still feeling the emo vibes but now with a bit more wisdom (and maybe some back pain)?
Why You'll Love It:
- Ultimate Comfort: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is as soft as your favorite ballad and as comforting as a nostalgic trip down MySpace lane.
- Perfect Fit: With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), it's light enough to keep you cool at shows but sturdy enough to survive the mosh pit. Plus, it's pre-shrunk, so no surprises after the first wash!
- Quality You Can Feel: Made with 30 singles, this shirt has that smooth, premium feel. Side-seamed construction ensures it fits just right, hugging you in all the right places.
- Built to Last: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds extra durability, ensuring your tee can handle all your air guitar moves.
- Made Just for You: Each shirt is made to order, so you're not just another face in the crowd. Your tee is as unique as your taste in music!
A Shirt for Every Stage of Life:
Whether you're reliving your emo days or just embracing your elder emo status, this tee is a must-have. It's a perfect conversation starter at reunions, concerts, or just running errands (because yes, elder emos have errands too).
Get Yours Now!
Remember, you might be elder, but your emo phase is forever. Add to cart now and wear your emo heart on your sleeve (well, technically your chest). Stay emo, friends. 🖤
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.