Metal Dad T-Shirt/Hoodie/Tank Top
Metal Dad T-Shirt/Hoodie/Tank Top
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8,000+ tees claimed by chaos-seekers
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T-Shirt
Soft 100% cotton
Light and comfy
Built tough for daily chaos
Classic fit that never quits
Hoodie
Soft cotton blend
Cozy fleece inside
Kangaroo pouch pocket
Durable drawstring hood
Tank Top
Soft 100% cotton
Light but durable
Clean fit, no twist
Relaxed cut for chaos
SIZE GUIDES in centimetres
T-SHIRT 🎸
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71 | 45.7 |
M |
73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 56 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71 |
HOODIE 🤘
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71 | 53.3 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71 |
TANK TOP 🔥
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |
🔥 Shipping, Returns & Summoning
🔥 Shipping, Returns & Summoning
Your gear is forged fresh after you summon it, no dusty warehouse stock, no shelf goblins.
Most orders are made within 2–5 business days, then handed to the shipping mortals.
Estimated delivery after dispatch:
US: 2–6 business days
UK: 2–7 business days
EU: 2–7 business days
Canada: 2–7 business days
Australia: 7–15 business days
If your order arrives damaged, lost in transit, or cursed in the bad way, you’re covered by our 30-day guarantee.
Let customers speak for us
Great service as always ... I've now got 1 hoodie & 2 t-shirts and will be purchasing more items.
Great quality and nice fitting clothes.
Well worth the money
I love it!! Great quality
And its a paint print so it will last very very long!!😍
I highly recomment!!
Love the Zodiac sign shirts!!
Its litterly for everyone!!!
Im a Libra and I love it😍😍
Love love the top!!
If you are in between 2 sizes, pick the biggest one!!
Im between an S and M and I took M!!
I also have the hoodie and I love it!
Great quality because its a paint print!!
I got the Live Laugh Toaster Bath hoodie and I Hella love It... Great quality print & warm, I will definitely be ordering more from these 🤘🏻
Just what I was looking for
I love my new cap! Great quality, vivid colors, comfy to wear and it says it all: Blegh!
I’m enjoy wearing this hat when I go out to places! I would buy again and recommend to a friend for these merchandise!!🤘💯🔥
The hat Is really high quality and 100% meets my expectations.
The shipping has been fast and reliable and Nathan extremely kind.
Absolutely recommended
I am very satisfied with my purchase. In addition, Nathan was very kind because I made a mistake in my address and the package was returned to him. He notified me and sent me the package back at no additional cost!🤘
I love this shirt so much! It came so quick and perfectly oversized! It came just in time to take to a concert I attended on Thursday and got a few compliments too. I can’t wait to buy more!
Good product, easy delivery, great value for money
Love this beanie. I was so excited to find out it was embroidered, I expected it to be a vinyl print on.
the quality of this bucket hat is amazing! it fits comfortably and sits perfectly just above my eyebrows where i was hoping it would. a bit roomy for my head but being unisex it’s to be expected and it’s not so big that it’s going to fall off. new fav hat!
Love this beanie. Comfortable and fits my head well. Has a slightly slouchy look. My only complaint is the material attracts dog hair. I have to take a lint roller to this every time I want to wear it.
What you’re actually summoning
Premium gear that lasts
Soft tees, warm hoodies, embroidered hats, mugs, patches and other cursed essentials made to be worn, used, abused, and dragged through daily chaos.
Made fresh, not forgotten on a shelf
Every piece is made after you order it. No dusty warehouse stock, no mass produced landfill pile. Just fresh forged gear with your name on the summon.
Customer service that isn’t dead inside
If something arrives damaged, lost, wrong, or cursed in the bad way, we’ll help sort it. No corporate goblin maze, just real support from a small family run brand.
Questions about Devilry?
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We’re a small family run brand, with products made and shipped through trusted fulfilment partners in the US, UK, Europe, Canada, Australia and beyond.
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Yep. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking link by email so you can stalk your summon like a responsible goblin.
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Most orders are made within 2–5 business days. Delivery time depends on your location after dispatch.
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Most apparel is a classic unisex fit. Check the size guide on the product page, and size up if you want a looser fit.
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If your order arrives damaged, wrong, lost, or cursed in the bad way, email support@devilryclothing.com within 30 days and we’ll help sort it.