Sit On My Face Beanie
Sit On My Face Beanie
Let’s be real—sometimes, you just need to put it all out there. This beanie is for the bold and the daring, with a cheeky design that’s sure to spark some attention. Rock this look with confidence and remind everyone you’re here for the good times and the bold laughs.
100% Turbo Acrylic for warmth and comfort
Hypoallergenic for sensitive metalheads and goths
Unisex fit because cheeky humor is for everyone
Hand washable for those “what did I get myself into?” moments
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.