SIT ON MY FACE Patch
SIT ON MY FACE Patch
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Subtle? Never heard of it. The ‘SIT ON MY FACE’ patch is cheeky, loud, and entirely unapologetic, just the way we like it. Perfect for your battle vest, your tote bag, or anywhere that needs a little… attention.
Crafted from tough twill and stitched to last longer than your situationship. Iron it on, sew it down, or pin it proudly. Consent is sexy. So is this patch.
📌 Patch Specs:
- 3.5″ × 2.25″ (8.9 × 5.7 cm)
- 26% cotton, 74% polyester
- Embroidered twill: heat-resistant and hard to ignore
- Iron-on, sew-on, or pin it
- Made to order, just for you and your filthy little jacket
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just maybe not to grandma’s house.
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥
Because chaos deserves quality.
⚡ Summoned to Order
⚡ Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
