Sorry Can’t I’m Dead Distressed Dad Hat
Sorry Can’t I’m Dead Distressed Dad Hat
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Dead and Distressed—Just Like You!
Ghosting plans never looked so good. This “Sorry Can’t I’m Dead” embroidered dad hat brings the sarcasm with a dripping design front and center. The slightly distressed brim and crown give it that perfect worn-in edge for your alt vibe. Made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill, it’s comfy, low-profile, and ready to pair with jeans and a tee for an effortless “I’m not here” look.
100% pre-shrunk cotton twill for a soft, broken-in feel
6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
Soft crown, 6 sewn eyelets, and 6 stitched rows on the brim
Seamed front panel without buckram for a chill fit
Adjustable hook and loop closure for all head sizes
Rock this hat and let the world know you’re too dead to care—perfect for gigs, sulking, or just dodging the living!
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.
EU Safety & Compliance Info
EU Safety & Compliance Info
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Devilry Clothing and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 294, Kurri Kurri NSW AUSTRALIA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
