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Sunshine Is For Plants Patch

Sunshine Is For Plants Patch

Regular price $24.95 AUD
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Sunshine? Never met her. The Sunshine Is For Plants patch is for those who flinch at UV rays and thrive in the glow of LED lights and emotional damage.

This embroidered rectangle patch is your official excuse to stay indoors and brood beautifully. Perfect for denim jackets, backpacks, or that hoodie you’ve worn for three weeks straight.

Specs:

  • 26% cotton, 74% polyester
  • Size: 3.5″ × 2.25″ (8.9 × 5.7 cm)
  • Rectangle shape, black border stitching
  • Iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin attachment
  • Durable heat-resistant twill fabric
  • Made to order — no sunshine required

 

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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