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Surviving Purely Out of Spite Embroidered T-Shirt

Surviving Purely Out of Spite Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $39.95 AUD
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Minimal on the outside. Maximum attitude on the inside. This embroidered tee is for those running on caffeine, rage, and the sheer will to spite everyone who doubted them. Subtle on the front chest, savage in spirit.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Soft and comfy as hell
• Durable double-stitching on neckline and sleeves
• Embroidered left chest design
• Looks clean. Feels petty.

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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