Surviving Purely Out of Spite Sweatshirt
Surviving Purely Out of Spite Sweatshirt
Fuel your survival instinct with maximum spite. This cozy sweatshirt is perfect for those days when sheer stubbornness is your driving force. Comfortable, durable, and packed with just the right amount of attitude to keep you warm and sarcastically thriving.
Comfy and Resilient: 100% cotton face with tightly knit 3-end fleece.
Spite-Proof: Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and hem for extra durability.
Perfect Fit: Side-seamed construction for a clean, polished look.
Wear it proudly—because sometimes, being petty is a lifestyle.
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
We don’t crank out cheap, cookie-cutter junk here. Every piece is made-to-order, so we avoid overproduction—because wasting fabric isn’t exactly a vibe.
Our gear is built tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and existential crises.
Fade-resistant prints? Check.
Stitches that don’t quit? Double check.
You’ll look killer, proving that good taste and durability go hand in hand.
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
All Orders Ship Within 2-6 Days
We don’t make you wait forever, but we do take our time to make each order perfect.
All items are made-to-order and ship within 2-6 days, so you can count on getting custom gear without the long wait.
It’s made just for you, but we still get it out the door faster than your favorite breakdown.