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Tattoos Are Stupid – Adidas Hat

Tattoos Are Stupid – Adidas Hat

Regular price $71.95 AUD
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Tattoos are stupid… said no one with a personality. Whether you're covered in ink or just here to stir the pot, this Adidas hat keeps you cool while making a statement. Made from moisture-wicking, 100% recycled polyester, it’s built for comfort, durability, and just enough controversy. With UPF 50+ protection and a sleek embroidered Adidas logo, it’s perfect for anyone who believes tattoos definitely aren’t stupid—but opinions might be.

• 100% recycled polyester moisture-management fabric
• Six-panel, mid-profile structured fit
• Pre-curved visor for effortless style
• Black snapback closure with woven Adidas label
• Moisture-wicking sweatband to keep your cool
• UPF 50+ protection—because inked or not, sunburns suck

Wear it. Own it. Argue about it. 🤘

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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