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Tattoos Are Stupid Mug

Tattoos Are Stupid Mug

1,000+ mugs fuelling dark mornings Devilry icon

Regular price $36.99 AUD
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Tattoos are stupid… said no cool person ever. Sip your coffee with the same confidence you had when you got that questionable flash tattoo at 2 AM. This sleek, sturdy ceramic mug is perfect for fueling your caffeine addiction while silently judging people who ask, “But what will it look like when you’re old?”

  • Glossy black ceramic
  • Sturdy and sleek
  • Microwave & dishwasher safe
  • Fuel for late-night chaos

🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality

Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.

Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥

Because chaos deserves quality.

⚡ Summoned to Order

Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.

Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.

Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.

So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.

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