Tattoos Are Stupid Patch
Tattoos Are Stupid Patch
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Regret nothing. Except that dolphin on your ankle. The ‘TATTOOS ARE STUPID’ patch is the perfect ironic badge for anyone with a full sleeve and zero impulse control. It’s bold, sarcastic, and stitched with the kind of judgment only a fellow ink addict can deliver.
Made from tough embroidered twill and built to outlast your bad decisions. Iron it on, sew it down, or stab it on with a pin like the chaotic neutral you are.
📌 Patch Specs:
- 3″ × 3″ (7.6 × 7.6 cm)
- 26% cotton, 74% polyester
- Durable, heat-resistant twill
- Attachment: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
- Made to order
Perfect for jackets, bags, or tattoo artist aprons.
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥
Because chaos deserves quality.
⚡ Summoned to Order
⚡ Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
