Tattoos Are Stupid Patch
Tattoos Are Stupid Patch
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Regret nothing. Except that dolphin on your ankle. The ‘TATTOOS ARE STUPID’ patch is the perfect ironic badge for anyone with a full sleeve and zero impulse control. It’s bold, sarcastic, and stitched with the kind of judgment only a fellow ink addict can deliver.
Made from tough embroidered twill and built to outlast your bad decisions. Iron it on, sew it down, or stab it on with a pin like the chaotic neutral you are.
📌 Patch Specs:
- 3″ × 3″ (7.6 × 7.6 cm)
- 26% cotton, 74% polyester
- Durable, heat-resistant twill
- Attachment: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
- Made to order
Perfect for jackets, bags, or tattoo artist aprons.
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥
Because chaos deserves quality.
⚡ Summoned to Order
⚡ Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
Let customers speak for us
I ordered shirts, a hoody and a beanie - and I‘m more than happy with my choice! The clothes are all devilishly comfortable and the size and material are perfect.
I don‘t like the material of the phone case so much and the magsafe isn‘t strong enough to hold the phone on the attachment in my car.
But the customer service is top! Real fast with their reply, super friendly and helpful.
Highly recommend!
My non fellow Dark souls know i’m a Dark soul, a heavy metal listener! And the “Tattoos are stupid” Shirt is given them the reaction i have hoped for! Some Laughs and funky conversations. The irony the shift have is dope af!!! 😂 so Thank you! Also the quality kanon the top, so it is NOT the last time i’m buying from you! Bless the metal communety and Big greetings from Denmark 🖤🖤
-Mikkel
An absolutely epic shirt for my metalhead girlfriend. Great quality, great graphics, all the BLEGH we can get!
Everything was perfect, I love the product!
I bought a twe as gift for my bestie and she loved it. She says quality is great and sizing spot on. Very happy.
Ordered two t-shirts for big brother as a birthday gift. He loved them! Bleeeghh for life
Haha after i got the wrong shirt i wondered what in the devil is
Theese minions doin?! But i then got the right one after a Quick talk with the big guy! 10/10 Will buy again!
Picked up a hoodie and a t-shirt, couldn't be happier with the purchase. Delivery was quick and professional, value for money and I love the looks people give as I'm wearing it
Ordered 2 "Blegh" caps and they are amazing! Very well embroidered with nice details and quality!
The black and green one came from europe and had been delivered quite fast. However, the black and charcoal one came from the US and i had to wait 3 weeks. No customs duty for shipping to France!
Even if shipping from different countries, both caps are look alike!
Thanks Devilryclothing! 🔥
My new hat is really well made, looks great, was a good price and was delivered with speedy efficiency. Top work
Over the moon with this tshirt, the quality is great and washes well and now everyone knows that im a delight. Will definitely be returning for more stuff
Best thing ever, used it plenty of times and perfect now for festival season 🤘🏻
Very happy with this fine piece of headwear.
Looks sick in the standard forward position but equally looks just as sick in the reverse position.
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Great service as always ... I've now got 1 hoodie & 2 t-shirts and will be purchasing more items.
Great quality and nice fitting clothes.
Well worth the money
I love it!! Great quality
And its a paint print so it will last very very long!!😍
I highly recomment!!
