UNDIAGNOSED But I'm Pretty Sure Patch
UNDIAGNOSED But I'm Pretty Sure Patch
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Because who needs a professional opinion when you’ve got Google and vibes? The UNDIAGNOSED BUT I’M PRETTY SURE patch is for the beautifully self-aware and slightly unwell. Slap it on your jacket, bag, or therapy journal. Wherever you carry your emotional support sarcasm.
This embroidered patch is big enough to make a statement and small enough to still pass for “quirky” at work.
📌 Patch Specs:
- Oval shape for extra personality
- Size: 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
- Material: 26% cotton, 74% polyester twill
- Backing options: Iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
- Heat-resistant & made to order – for maximum chaos control
Unmedicated, undiagnosed, and undeniably iconic.
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥
Because chaos deserves quality.
⚡ Summoned to Order
⚡ Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
