WEIRDO Patch
WEIRDO Patch
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Social norms? Never heard of her. The 'WEIRDO' patch is for the gloriously offbeat, the beautifully strange, and anyone who’s ever been told to “tone it down” and responded by turning it up.
Loud, proud, and stitched to survive the strangest of lives. Whether you’re customizing your jacket, bag, or emotional support water bottle, this little freak is ready to ride.
📌 Patch Specs:
- 3.5″ × 2.25″ (8.9 × 5.7 cm)
- 26% cotton, 74% polyester
- Durable twill that’s heat-resistant (like your takes)
- Choose iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin attachment
- Made to order, just like your personality
Normalize weird. Or don’t. Either way, this patch slaps.
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
🔥 Forged in Hellfire Quality
Tough enough to survive mosh pits, coffee spills, and your next existential meltdown.
Fade-resistant prints? ✔
Stitches that outlast trends? ✔
Style sharp enough to scare the neighbors? Hell yes!🔥
Because chaos deserves quality.
⚡ Summoned to Order
⚡ Summoned to Order
Every piece is forged fresh to order by our worker demons. No shelves, no stale stock, just chaos stitched straight for you.
Orders usually crawl out of the pit within 2–6 business days (Monday–Friday). After that, it’s up to mortal couriers to drag it to your lair.
Made to order means we don’t waste time or space on junk that no one wants. You get custom forged gear, and we get to keep Hell’s closets clear for more riffs and fire.
So summon away, your gear won’t take forever, but it’ll still feel like it was made just for you. Faster than a breakdown drop, guaranteed to confuse your grandma.
